HELLO AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
L.H. SELMAN AUCTION 73!
FEATURING PAUL’S CAREFULLY SELECTED AT RANDOM SAMPLE LOTS
AND DESIGNED TO GIVE YOU JUST THE BAREST TASTE OF THE UPCOMING FEAST, A SNEAK PEEK AT A FEW OF THE MANY UNIQUE GLASS TREATS WITH WHICH YOU CAN FILL YOUR (BUBBLE-BAG LINED) HALLOWEEN SACKS FROM THE UPCOMING AUCTION – AND HOPING YOU MAKE IT BACK HOME SAFELY, WHAT WITH ALL THE PERILS OF SORCERERS, CATWOMEN, VAMPIRES AND PIRATES LURKING IN THE HOLIDAY SHADOWS, NOT TO MENTION THE MASK SLIDING DOWN ON YOUR FIELD OF VISION AT EVERY DARK AND BUSY STREET CORNER…
OH WAIT – WE’LL JUST SHIP THEM TO YOU!
WE ALSO WANT TO SAY WE PAID THE RANSOM AND THE AUCTION 73 CATALOGUES HAVE BEEN FOUND UNHARMED AND WILL BE IN YOUR WAITING ARMS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!
INITIAL BIDDING BEGINS MONDAY OCTOBER 21
GRAND STAIRCASE NOT INCLUDED.
Word on the street has it that this glass masterpiece once resided in the wizard Merlin’s study, and that Camelot only fell because he misplaced it one weekend. After that disaster he affixed the orb to a solid royal brass base to curb what turned out to be the sphere’s nocturnal wanderings. (Merlin himself can still be seen wandering the neighborhoods around Halloween…) This Clichy treasure now comes with a Wizard and Pirate-Proof red velvet-lined wooden cabinet box complete with a brass handle, lock and key. Yes, you could buy your way out of conscription in the King’s navy with this landmark. (You know they got half their sailors by kidnapping them!) This weight could be employed as the official Newell Post not just of Windsor Castle, but of the entire Crown.
Of course, that could lead to a war with the French who rightfully claim this Gallic masterpiece. (Did you know that for 300 years, French was the official language of the Court of St. James?). But truth be told, this glorious crystal balloon would be worth an armed conflict.
Numbering at over 350 (feel free to fact-check and you’ll find 337…yeah, we know,) this kaleidoscope of exquisite millefiori won’t have to fight for your attention. You’ll barely be able to look at anything else. The field includes a record number of varied rose canes (okay, 30) – and the only thing you’ll need for the perfect setting is a grand marble staircase–or even better, a nice dining room table. And yet for all its imposing presence, it is also a graceful and streamlined 11th century, lighter-than-air balloon, barely tethered to the earth. Sorry, the helium is extra.
NO SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES HERE
This vibrant glass creation of beautifully rendered canes playing in a breathing carpet of living green, is such a sublime classic, the reference books fall all over themselves with attempts to convey how they can barely attempt to convey in words the extremely high quality on display here. One major volume likens these Clichy paperweights to the finest French tapestries (the moss carpet even shimmers from beneath). And another describes them as being the prized possessions of a few “advanced” collectors. Well, well, well. We here think differently and we know you’re not going to take that implied slight lying down! You know who you are and so do we (thanks to modern technology). So, sit up and pour yourself a good bourbon, and get in the fight for this stunning standard-bearer of great French paperweights.
EXTRATERRESTRIAL GIFT FOUND IN A METEORITE?
This amazingly compact Bacchus creation is unlike anything we’ve seen in a long, long time.
A world within a world. A beautiful, small planet inside its own tiny solar system, wrapped by salmon-tinted solar winds swirling protectively. Delicate red stars dance across the surface of this intriguing interior sphere, which is replete with canes of eye-catching complexity.
This enchanting and unusual objet d’ art would in fact have been right at home on Merlin’s shelf. Thank goodness for the protective glass dome because this is one little planet that looks downright edible!
YOU WON’T FIND THESE AT HOME DEPOT!
Actually, it can be difficult to find anything at Home Depot, with one employee every four acres of floor space, but that’s another discussion. Here we have the finishing touches for the interior door(s) leading into your inner sanctum, i.e., where you keep your many glass treasures. Think about it, just how often do you get to handle any given weight in your collection? Well, satisfaction is close at hand (get it?) with these gorgeous roses and scrambled canes, welcoming your touch as often as you enter or leave your paperweight cave!
STRETCHING A POINT?
Some of us wanted to keep this attractive and extreme illustration of the stunning optical properties of glass, for the official Paperweight Foundation mini museum located here at the gallery. But the consignor somehow sees things differently so it is up for sale! This “party of one” boasts a cobalt blue cross as the center of the cane, and from the top it top looks to be 3/8” in length in both directions whereas the almost microscopic dot it comes to at the base is totally unreadable as anything more than a faint period at the end of a sentence. Amazing visual!
EVERYTHING SOUNDS BETTER IN FRENCH
Baudelaire, de Beauvoir, Baguettes, Bordeaux, Brie, Brigitte Bardot, Bouguereau, Berlioz, Biarritz, Bugatti and of course – Baccarat. All Classics. And let’s face it, we’re all a little jealous, aren’t we? Well, you can fix that with this exemplar of the dated close pack millefiori resting on your night stand. Remember, if we can’t all BE French, we can at least buy their stuff!
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
In a tip of the hat to naval flags and anticipating neoplasticism jewelry from the 1920s Dutch De Stijl movement, (look it up!) this forward-looking homage to modernist design in art glass is really a little astonishing. A bold and intriguing geometry for an antique paperweight. (But did you catch our misuse of the term homage to describe something yet to be created!)
COIN OF THE REALM
The day is coming when you’ll pay for your groceries with the blink of your chip-embedded eye. By then all paper and metal currencies will be found in museum print and collectible departments. Get ahead of the game with this Bank Note, safely ensconced in solid glass and start your own museum department today! (By the way, the letters are debossed with the most elegant and delicate blue/lavender ever seen). Be careful not to jump the gun and encase or laminate too much of your savings – the gesture is not fully appreciated everywhere. As a matter of fact, one of our in-laws had a very early American dollar bill laminated as a way to preserve it and protect its value…but that’s another sad story….
EVERYTHING BUT SINATRA SINGING ONLY FOR YOU
All of autumn’s quieter colors are so gently embedded and intertwined with the mums in this weight so as to evoke a sense of absolute comfort and well-being. Think of the fireplace in your Frank Lloyd Wright designed home; the two of you snuggled in Pendleton blankets in front of the fire and watching the hound chew playfully on your old briar pipe with Thanksgiving looming. That is but one of the scenes that will appear before you with this quiet masterwork in your hands. The only decision ahead of you is which supper club (“where everybody knows your name”) to make your way to for a candlelit meal, culminating with the best pumpkin pie you’ve ever had. Yes, THAT is what you get holding this weight.
(Pipe, dog and dessert not included.)
SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!
Nothing really outlandish to say here (except that film director Quentin Tarantino hijacked the meme – take our word for it). This “lemon yellow and orange-orange” weight is as delightful and cheerful as the old Saturday morning cartoons and their cereal commercials. This compact cornucopia bears fruit both serene and delicious, to combine two words that have never appeared in print together before describing the same thing…
ALRIGHT! HERE’S WHERE WE APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE FOR THE 349 WEIGHTS WE DIDN’T GET TO, BUT WE DO HAVE A WISECRACK READY FOR EACH LOT SO JUST CALL US!
AND NO PANICKING! WE HAVE SUMPTUOUS AMOUNTS OF YOUR FAVORITE NAMES AND THEMES AND COLORS AS YOU’LL SEE IN A VERY FEW DAYS!
UNTIL THEN IT’S JUST WEIGHT AND SEE!
(Sorry, we wrote that on a bet…)